Top 10 Reasons
Why You Should Come to the 40th Reunion:

10. You can finally get someone to sign your yearbook.

9. The hunky guy from English has a pot belly.

8. The chick you thought was so hot is a grandmother.

7. You can finally dance with your Freshman crush.

6. Oh my Gosch, you might find a mate!

5. You actually now have a life.

4. Average age is 58, not 27 like everywhere else.

3. Because you've survived this far.

2. Because you'll look a lot worse 10 years from now at the 50th.

1. Because everyone would really like to see you!!!

The reunion party will be fun and relatively peaceful. Be there and see
Country Joe McDonald reprise his performance with a special guest appearance
at the reunion.